What’s early release?  It’s when you’re kids get out of school two hours early.  How do you know if it’s an early release day?  Easy, just look out your window.  If you see your five year old playing in the neighbor’s yard in 14 degree weather at around 2:30 than it’s a safe bet she got out of school early, didn’t have a parent to pick her up at the bus stop at 2 and so she followed a friend home.  It’s also a safe bet you won’t be getting that ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ mug.  Again. 

Posted: December 10th, 2008
Categories: family
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