Lost in Conversation
Nate in the car with two 3 year olds on a one hour drive to Alexandria.
Conversation 1:
Kid 1: My blood pressure is the same as Jessica’s.
Kid 2: Guess what animal is in the blood pressure in my leg.
Kid 1: A tiger?
Kid 2: No. It’s long and scary and yellow.
Kid 1: A lion?
Kid 2: Nnn-YES! A lion!
(Joyous laughter abounds. Five minutes later we learn that Kid 2 has a bear in the blood pressure in his head.)
Conversation 2:
Kid 1: I’m big L and you’re little C.
Kid 2: No I’m big C and you’re little L!
Kid 1: NO!! I’M BIG L AND YOU’RE LITTLE C!
Kid 2: NOOO!!!! I’M BIG C AND YOU’RE LITTLE L!!!!
Barely Sane Adult: Hey guys, how about you’re both big?
(Pandemonium ensues as Kids 1 & 2 simultaneously shoot down B.S.A.’s attempt to mediate. B.S.A. last seen leaping/being thrown from the driver side window of a black 98 Honda Civic east bound on I-94 near mile marker 83.)