15 July 2007
nearer my church to thee
Posted by nate under: Uncategorized .
this sunday started off the same – 15 minutes late, had to go feed Elsa 5 minutes after sitting down etc… But this time something strange and magical happened. She fell asleep. We came back in 1/2 way through the sermon and remained in our pew for the duration of church. Good job Houges, way to get your religion on! And I think this helped – during communion Pastor Jim blessed her with, “The Lord bless you and keep you” and I quickly added, “asleep” and it totally worked. I got it in there so fast that God was tricked by mere mortals, confusing our voices as one and because we said it so close to the altar, He heard it extra quick and granted my wish come true. Now that I’ve got the formula figured out life is going to get soooo kick ass. T.G.F.M. Thank God for Manipulation!
preach on you skunks of salvation. preach on.