snow blower on the road

not that i took my snow blower out on the road, but yes I do have a snow blower now and we are considering touring together given our mutual affection for one another.  I tried calling the township and cancelling the plows ’cause with this hot piece of fossil fuel burning steel I could easily and joyfully clear eldorado beach road.  easily.  and with great joy. 

Our pastor and I went over to pick it up in his pick ’em up truck from a dear member of the congregation that no longer needs it.  I was hesitant as I often am when faced with operating machinery that could potentially kill me, but boistered by my recent snow mobiling experience I hopped behind it, pretended to know what the choke was and why I would adjust it, and started blowing, steering, augering, pointing the stream of blown snow back where I had blown, into the mailbox, and only once into Pastor Jim point blank. 

And now it’s home and I’m never giving it away.  I may even try and rent a snow maker from a ski place just to give myself more opportunities to celebrate life and the dinosaurs who died to support my bliss.  We love you T-Rex! 

It’s starting to snow and Lydia and I are heading to the cities.  When we get back it better be deep!

Posted: March 2nd, 2007
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